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[Jan. 12th, 2006|11:36 pm] |
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I'm only doing this for david, but bob the cobb is back!!!<3 |
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[Oct. 27th, 2005|03:25 pm] |
code of conduct (for men)
1. Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolat".
2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent)
7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.
8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a woman, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
9. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddies refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
10. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friends birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.
11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having Sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
14. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem --- you didn't see nothin'.
15. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
16. A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.
17. Your girlfriend must bond with your buddy's girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them. You are not required to make nice with her gal pal's significant dick-heads --- low-level sports bonding is all the law requires.
18. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
19. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiny friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.
20. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.
21. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
22. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
23. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.
24. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
"Another set and we can hit the showers."
"Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?"
25. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.
26. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
27. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response.
28. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.
29. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him... too gay.
30. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye and deliver a "FUCK OFF!" You are absolved of your responsibility. |
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| growing up and growing apart |
[Jul. 30th, 2005|02:36 am] |
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Growing up sucks i don't talk to most all the people i used to, and im growing apart from the people i am closest to. if only life was all fun and games....but no life is like what my father always says,"Life's a bitch, then you marry one, then you die." or as my grandfather always told me, " Branden all you need in life is a pickup truck a dog and a woman, in that order." haha boy do i love my grandpa. anyways....... I must say that David when you were drunk that one time over at Mia's and we talked for hours about how we weren't going to see anybody anymore and all that crap. At first I didn't believe you i thought no way we will always talk to these people, but now i see how people grow up how they grow apart....with some of the girls moving down south and some up north and the guys well we are all stupid and are going to GW but we are still growing apart cause most aree busy with other friends and girlfriends and jobs. i understand i just don't like it though. i miss the parties and high school.... aww high school you little jouniors now seniors stay im high school!!! i remember during passing periods when we would all huddle together in our little circles and just talk away for the 9 minutes we had and if you were even more of a badass you would wait till the second bell rang just to get those extra 2 words in before we had to run off but we would see eachother again in 56 minutes to do it all over again.... aww im goin to miss that. but i am not going to miss the waking up at 7. now i don't have to get up before 1!!!!! fuck yes! haha and kyle and I pissing off Mr. Long hahahaha great times. I met you all there and now its gone...(Tear :, ( ) anyways....i can't wait till 5 years go bye and we have the high school reuion i mean we wont see half our friends cause they are all eather older or younger but we will see some of us. i wish that i could grow old with all of you and we could all own a house on the same block and all of our kids would play together and we would have neighborhood bbq and parties and life would be great..... but we will all prolly spread ourselves throughout cali and the US its sad really it is!!!! i want you all to know that i love you and i always will you all made me who i am today and i thank you for being my friend and being there for me in my times of need.<3 now you all will go off and get "careers" and families ps i expect to be invited to ALL of your weddings (i tend to get drunk and DANCE at weddings!!) i wish you all the best of luck and just remember where you started<3 here with us<3 in the OC BITCH!!!!!!!!! haha nighty night all. peace and good night
Love,
Branden aka Cobb |
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| EVERYONE BETTER READ THIS I DIDN'T TYPE IT FOR FUN!!!!!!! |
[Apr. 4th, 2005|11:23 pm] |
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holly crap it has been a long time since i've updated this thing!! i just decided to update because i just had one of the best conversations i have had in so long i can't even remember. i vented to someone about how much the girls have changed and how much the guys hate that the girls have changed and we all know how much i love to speak my mind<3 all i want to say is that the first 2 and a half years of high school were the best of my life and the years just seem to be getting worse as they go along. i know high school is all about making and breaking friendships but im tired of breaking friendships everyone that knows me knows that i hate to end things if there is a problem I HAVE TO FIX IT and if i can't i hate me life and everything until i fix it and breaking friendships just leaves me with a hole in my heart where our friendship used to be. Freshman year was the best year of all we had no worries no complaints nothin but happiness all i did freshmen year was make friends and it all started with weston ( i love you) then he introduced me to tons of new people i remember when i first met nick (i love you) and bj 9i love you) when weston and i used to hand out with them on the steps at lunch even though i didn't talk weston talked enough for the both of us as always<3 then i met kelsey, wes and i knew her as the hot chick in Mr. Thomson's life science class and she would adjust her top and wes and i would look down it and see some nice freshman nip!!!! oh ya i said it i say kelseys nipple<3 remember this was before the girls turned emo so ya they were all stil hott. then freshman year endedand the summer started and i slowly lost my friends from elementry and middle school and then i only had weston but he introduced me to all my friends that i hang out with now so im content. and also that summer i started jammin with josh which was one of the best things that ever happend to me in my life cause Familiar Faces RULES!!! and then sophmore year started and we started hanging out with diana kelsey dani paige liz and jade and the boys were me wes ver josh mikey ryan and also that summer i met mikey another one of my bestest friends in the whole world (i love you) and josh i miss you we need to hang out more too bad your mom only lets you out of your cage to go to school but i miss you man. and haha way back when ver used to be the flake aww ver i love you too man i just wish u weren't so distant back when we were in the band we used to be best buds just because we don't play together anymore doesn't mean we can't hang out and talk and ryan oh ryan the man that completed familiar faces i remember the day u came to the garage and started singing to erendera man i havn't smilied that much since. aww looking back brings a tear to my eye<333 then sophmore year the girls and guys finally became the group and we all did everything together those were the days and then paige and i started going out and then all the oliver and kelsey shit went down and then the band slowly broke appart and then paige and i broke up and everything went to shit the band was gone and i lost a lot of really good friends paige im tired of the awkard silences u can say hi you know or even a nod i hold no resentment anymore. and then jounior year i met kyle and he and i had quite an adventrous year experimenting (not in a gay way) and he and i became wonderful friends (kyle the bad times only made our friendship stronger i love you) then my grades slipped and my parents lost all hope in me if only i could get myself to try and actually do something in school i could be the top of the class but no. and that year the girls slowly turned emo and scene and now they are way too cool to hang out with us because they heard to little words hello goodbye and they all turned like that in the blink of an eye damnit weston remember when u gave me their first demo and u were like listen to this its funny then diana heard them and all the girls found out about them ya now they're emo and ditch us anytime the opprotunity arises for "the scene people" aww man scene you gotta hate it!! and now senior year it started the same as all the others just another year but as we near the end we look back and realize wow our parents were right these are the greatest times of our lives next is college and most everybody is going away to college and the guys are all goin to GW wow i just realized how much of a bitch life realy is. well everyone then day we walk and get our diplomas we should all make a packt that we all EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US!!!! gets together at least every 6 months and just hang out all weekend and party and live it up because i don't want to be one of those old grouches that hates life and wants to die i want to be a happy old man who plays poker with the guys everynight and plays bingo with all the old brods i want these high school days to keep going and become part of our everyday lives i just want the good time to keep on rollin. girls the guys still love you but u just have to leave the emo behind wait 60 years then you can dress like granny's but while your bodies are young and not saggy flant them i mean come on damnit!!!!!!!!!! wow if you have read this far im am sorry but you are now stupider for having read that and i hope you have a good day i am done venting i love you all and good night<3
-Branden |
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| A Few Words On Blow Jobs!!!!! |
[May. 27th, 2004|05:57 pm] |
WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule 3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule 5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to 8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule 2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about
the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16.... Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning."
WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier
than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.
7.... You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."
13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you? |
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[May. 17th, 2004|07:24 pm] |
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you never realize how much a friendship really means to you until it is on the brink of distruction...holding on by a thread...and the only thing i can do is say im sorry and i am i am truely truely sorry from the depth's of my heart i am sorry and i love you i could never mean to hurt you like this. trust is hard to gain but easy to loose. the easy part is done let me work on the hard part..........i guess you just need space. remember everything i have ever said to you cause i stand by it. i love you dude! |
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| keep holding on to the little life left in your body.....it's not your time |
[Apr. 24th, 2004|12:10 am] |
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To the Hudson family:
I love you all, Kyle Kelsey Courtney Mom and Dad... we will all pray for you and hope you get through these hard times. hudson family if i could choose a family i would love to be apart of yours there is just so much love in your house so if your ever looking for a new son/brother i will have an application ready and everyone keep this wonderful family in your hearts and in your prayers. and kelsey...........just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do? we swim!(little nemo). kelsey get well soon i miss our talks<3.......i love you all.
Your son/brother to be,
Branden P. Cobb Hudson |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 25th, 2004|09:55 pm] |
scratch the good weekend it is impossible for me to have a good weekend don't ask just trust me i wont have a good one till this is gone and out of my life it is the last thing i need. the last thing i need. every word i say doesn't change it, shit happens and now its time to deal with our actions. don't be sorry we can't be sorry we can't be sorry. the last thing i need the last thing we need........
life goes on.................is doesn't stop for anything .....life goes on........life goes on........
i need to talk to somebody anybody, but i can't even if i wanted to i couldn't i can't
life goes on................life goes on..........life goes on.........
i need to remember that
life goes on.........life goes on......... |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 24th, 2004|09:52 pm] |
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if only life didn't have any twists or turns, if it were merely a straight line from one point to another, it would be so simple but yet so boring. but i would take boring over this life any day. i can't and this life just seems to be getting worse and worse i wish i could start over knowing what i know now. i need to get away.....i need a good weekend for once....i havn't had one of those in a long while.
-Branden<3 |
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| im bored!! |
[Mar. 21st, 2004|12:09 am] |
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name | Branden Paul Cobb
age | 17
sex | Male
height | 5'9"
sexuality | straight
HAVE YOU EVER. . .
kissed your best friend | no
kissed a member of the opposite sex | sometimes
kissed a member of the same sex | i was drunk
worn handcuffs | yup i got arrested
been in trouble with the police | they always seem to ruin my weekends
been in love | eh.
ditched class | ch who goes to class
cheated on a test | i was drunk
been divorced | no
been married | i was drunk
made love to someone of the opposite sex | eh
made love to someone of the same sex | i was drunk
been bi-curious | i was drunk
done drugs | eh
drank | um.. nope never.. syke
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU:
took asprin | i don't take medicine it means your weak
hugged someone | i last huged steven
had suicidal thoughts | just now
ate something | in n out like 4 hours ago
drank a soda | at in n out like 4 hours ago
played with a knife | um.... a little bit ago
kissed someone | a little bit ago
listened to a song starting with 'G' | Going for the one by yes like 3 minutes ago
danced | in mia's room we did a dance of love not i did it with her sister simone OH YA i hit that!!!!
talked on the phone | Rachel a bit ago
IMed someone | mikey like 10 hours ago
WHO?
hugged you last | Steven
kissed you last | eh.
IMed you last | Liz. YA!!! its been to long
called you last | Rachel
you called last | Weston
talked to you | nobody talks to me
was your first kiss | Whitney Merrel i think it was in 6th or 7th grade
made you smile | steven
made you frown | you
made you laugh | steven
saved your life | steven... i almost stepped in gum i owe him my life
would die for you | no one
would you die for | if i know you i would die for you
kicked your ass | ha
ass did you kick | i make love not war
insulted you | ch who doesn't insult me?
complimented you | like i said nobody talks to me
made you cry | i don't cry i workout
wrote you a note | Paige after i begged her for a million years
told you 'i love you' | My mommy
you wrote a note | Paige
told them 'i love you' | My mommy
IN THE FUTURE DO YOU?
want kids | i would like 2
want marriage | i would love it
want sex | no im abstanent
want a job | yes but i don't know what yet, im workin on it
want diamonds | eh their cool i'll take one or two
i want to be a... | pornstar
want love | as long as the feeling is mutual
want a house | a huge one
want me | eh i've had better
FAVORITES?
band | at the moment Desaparacidos but it changes all the time
food | i'll eat anything edible
drink | pepsi
sport | soccer (i miss it)
color | black and red
texture | leather...have you ever just rubbed your leather?
place | my room
person | i don't like people
hobby | guitars, computers, building
sex position | hmm... i'll have to get back to you this will take some thought |
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| why do i drag this on? because there is still hope hidden deep down? |
[Feb. 26th, 2004|10:32 pm] |
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Wow! i was just remembering all of my past entries, and i really come off as a little pansy. i am sorry i put you all through that! from now on my journal is about nothin but slappin bitch's and spankin whoes!!!
BOYS..... we are back to the good old days...... lets get away from the drama please i can't take that shit anymore.... im goin back to the old branden the branden that keeps all that shit on the inside. the branden that never talks. the mysterious branden. im outy payce.
lately i haven't been a man of my word im changin that.
-Branden
P.s. 10 bucks says i don't follow through with that. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2004|11:32 pm] |
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FUCK YOU!!!!
i love hate and i love to hate....... you!
-Branden<3
p.s. i love you all goodnight |
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| everyone's doin it!!!! |
[Feb. 22nd, 2004|02:42 am] |
dear Branden Paul Cobb,
you are really _____. you should _____. we need to go _____. after that we can _____. remember that time we _____? that was real _____. maybe tomorrow we can _____. you are my _____. i _____ you!
signed your _____,
_____
p.s. _____. |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 22nd, 2004|02:18 am] |
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| | death cab for cutie | ] |
jimmyiswonderful: branden paul cobb i love you more than life it self.
the best ending to the best weekend i have had in many years<3 too much has happened to type so if u wanna hear about it that bad, talk to me. i love all of my friends<3 and everyone that i know<3 and especially my lovers:
<3wes, mike, ver, kyle, nick, josh, david, mitch, mia, paige, jade, liz, rachel, mel<3 if your names not up there i love you too im just to tired to type you all out there are just so many..... leave comments!!! damnit!! doo itt! k well lets end this weekend with a nice long slumber goodnight all *muah* big kiss<3
-Branden<3 |
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| Best news ever..... |
[Feb. 12th, 2004|08:53 pm] |
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| | Familiar Faces - memories | ] |
i just got the best news ever...
i just got a call from my home dawg Josh and....okay so ya you all know about the former Familiar Faces? well they are gunna make a come back we have a guy sound proofing the garage and the band members are all so stoked i havn't been playin my guitar latly so i better start fuckin playing again i've been lagin with all this shit goin on. but now i have something else to live for!!!!!!
fuck all this drama, and all this effort to keep things going... im tired and my heart can't take it anymore so im done talking to you about this shit lets move on... ya we had good times...lets make better ones without eachother. i love you<3 we just need time apart |
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[Feb. 10th, 2004|10:43 pm] |
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Happy B-Day Melissa!!!!! |
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| Why? |
[Feb. 9th, 2004|11:38 pm] |
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| | everything, because it all reminds me of you<3 | ] |
there is a hole in my heart and it still hurts when the wind blows through...
in time the hole will mend but there will always be a scar, a scar to remind me of what i've lost.
i await another sleepless night, and a day full of being sad and depressed. why must i think so much? why must i love so much? why must i care so much? why, why, why?
i just do....
goodnight<3
-Branden |
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| the only way to make somethings better is to let go the things you care about most |
[Jan. 25th, 2004|01:17 am] |
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The Butterfly Effect has to be the best movie i have seen a awhile.
today started off lame, got lamer, then i chopped all my hair off and it is now short again, and then we locked david kelsey dani and leigh in the garage and when we finally let them out like an hour later it reecked of sex in there. hehe. they did it, but anyways then we all went to see the butterfly effect (bestest movie) and i just got home know. . . and i've been thinking a lot latly and jon i would have to say i really don't know you at all, you could be fucking my girlfriend or you could be her friend. i don't know cause i don't know you at all i would have to admit that i havn't been the nicest guy. we both havn't. i also have to admit that i have trust issues, so if you want to stop all this and get to know eachother that would be cool, or you could get all of your hello goodbye friends to try to kick my ass cause you too pussy to do it yourself. but if your willing too we should talk sometime you have my sn. im out like a fat girl in dodge-ball good night all.
-Branden<3 |
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